$VHOOD
Steals from the jeets. Feeds the degens.
The outlaw who shows up right before the green candles. Rob the cabals, print the hopium. 🌲🕯️
psst — links go live real soon™ 👀
~ pulled straight from my notebook margins ~
Deep within the forests of the Robinhood Chain lives Vladhood, the legendary outlaw with one simple mission: take from the jeets and greedy cabals, then reward the needy with endless green candles.
Armed with nothing but a trusty bow, enchanted arrows, and an unhealthy hatred for exit liquidity, Vladhood appears whenever fear takes over.
Some call him a myth. Others swear they've seen him. But whenever the chart starts ripping… everyone knows Vladhood has been there first. 🏹
"king of the forest, fr" 👑
no VC gnomes · no sneaky cabal wallets
Total Supply
0
$VHOOD — a clean 1 Billion. That's it. That's the tweet.
0
Fair Launch
0
Team Tax
LP🔒
Burned
redistributed from the cabals 😌
🌊 90%
Liquidity Pool
for the people, locked & loaded
🎯 7%
Community & Memes
raids, contests, giveaways
🏹 3%
CEX & Arrows
listings + future quests
4 lil steps, drawn during math class ✏️
Grab MetaMask (or any ETH wallet) and add the Robinhood Chain network. Keep your seed phrase secret. 🔐
Bridge or buy a bit of ETH for gas + your bag. Even a peasant's coin pouch works. 💰
Open the bow.fun launchpad, connect your wallet, and find the official $VHOOD page. 🏹
Swap ETH → $VHOOD, confirm, and welcome to the Merry Men. Now HODL like an outlaw. 🌲
mining fresh gains ⛏️💎
The buy button + live chart drop the moment we launch on bow.fun. Bookmark this notebook page.
every sighting of Vladhood, taped to my corkboard 📌
The forest is loud. Come raid, meme, and print green candles with the whole band of outlaws.
Twitter, Telegram, DEX & chart links — going live real soon. Stay tuned, outlaws! 🏹
